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May 22 2018

brokenpocketwatch:

kurenai24:

foureyedfreezy:

Before we shout “no more man movies!” after seeing Wonder Woman, don’t forget men of color don’t have a lot of representation either. So supporting Aquaman, Black Pather, Cyborg, and Miles Morales movies does not make you less feminist. 

White feminism always forget about men of color and even women of color.

We should shout “BETTER MAN MOVIES” instead. Men with feelings, men who are sensitive, men who are gay, of color, multinational, multilingual. More movies about complex men and complex women.

mjalti:

shoutout to my fellow ladies who would’ve been burned at the stake for their crimes of free thought or like literacy at any other time in history. instead now we live to suffer

ailistair:

There are people who like a game and there are people who love a game so much they get emotional just thinking about it and they never stop talking about it, their favourite characters and their experience and they bother everyone with their shit and I am one of them

wombatking:

newtgeiszler:

jesterofthetraveler:

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

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the-golden-ghost:

whatamievensaying:

annabellioncourt:

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

I actually like the “throwing clothes at it” better cause now I’m picturing Grandma stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing down this horrible, snarling beast.

And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like “GODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTE”

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w0manifest:

Ever talk to a man and been like…only porn coulda made you this dumb

actionables:

assassinregrets:

melaninjaclan:

no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her

a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender

they’re the same guy

thelunargoddessallie:

thinkmillionsmakemillions:

robregal:

freeandformed:

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

  • it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

Always reblog for financial security

chefpyro:

joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

yeah but they wont hold forever…

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

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nightvaleproverbthings:

-Episode 55, The University of What It Is

vagabonds-and-troubadours:

just-shower-thoughts:

I feel like an adult brain in 2017 processes more information in one morning than an adult brain in 1817 did in one month.

yeah thats why we all have anxiety now

elven language

tel-abelas-mofo:

ladyfenharel:

someone at the PAX east writing panel today was brilliant enough to ask Weekes if there was an official elven dictionary, or if the language had been kind of just strung together. 

to summarize, he basically said that in Origins they may have hired a linguist,  (they definitely did for Jade Empire), not sure. but basically they have a wiki with saved words and phrases that they use to “make it seem like they know what they are doing”

whenever a writer makes up a new word for the dictionary, they put it through globalization to make sure it checks out and isn’t a swear or something disrespectful, and then it gets added in! but there’s not an official rulebook right now.

😤there IS a database. i’m gonna steal the declaration of independence

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weirdbuzzfeed:

starklinqs:

yaboybergara:

A Fact.

Ryan: “Now onto our final theory: that he was kidnapped by aliens.”

Shane: “Oh horSEHIT!!!!” 

Peter Q, who’s been watching over Peter P.’s shoulder this whole time: “Wha-NO, NO, HE’S RIGHT, THAT BIG BLUE BASTARD DID IT.” 

i love this so much.

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vriskanon:

wizardshark:

vriskanon:

🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

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elizabeths-banks:

“He gives large parties, and I like large parties - they’re so intimate. Small parties, there isn’t any privacy.”
The Great Gatsby (2013, dir. Baz Luhrmann)

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